Giant squids were often feared by sailors and pirates alike, particularly the mighty kraken. Crafted out of fine bronze, this ear cuff resembles the commonly feared kraken, and requires no piercings to be worn. Sold on Etsy.
Does your significant other hate cats? These panties will show them just how cute a cat can be. Made from cotton lycra, these undergarments have a striped kitty face on the back, with kitty ears sewn on to the top. Sold on Etsy.